I love your big dick. Desu.

My iPod's battery was dying, so I put some gay anime porn on it. No problems since then. Coincidence? I think not.

The weird thing is that when I converted the video to .mp4, the audio track got corrupted. Instead of the dialogue and occasional yelps of joy it was intended to have, there was only the main character saying lines like "I love your big dick" and "Put it in my butt" over and over again, with various inflections and squelchy sound effects. For 30 minutes. And no, it didn't loop.

My conclusion? It's a subliminal "Learn Japanese the Easy Way!" program for pervs.