Showing posts with label gay marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gay marriage. Show all posts
April 12, 2009
Blow, Wind, BLOW!
I'm happy because the anti-marriage fuckwits have pretty much run out of scare tactics and have begun to recycle gay themes such as the rainbow symbol and the cry of "You're taking away my rights."
This is not going to work. One by one, the dominoes are toppling. In fifty years the Gay Agenda will reign supreme in every land. Butt sex will be in every home, whether you like it or not. Dirty, dirty butt sex. Dicks and trannies will be on every advertising billboard. On the final day of this Sodom on earth, ropy jets of jizz will rain down from the heavens in a planet-drowning bukkake of death.
We call it "The Coming Storm" and it's going to fucking rock.
February 7, 2009
Vienna Teng
God DAMN I love this woman's music.
me and my baby on a february holiday
'cause we got the news
yeah, we got the news
500 miles and we're gonna make it all the way
we've got nothing to lose
we've got nothing to lose
it's been 10 years waiting
but it's better late than the never
we've been told before
we can't wait one minute more
oh, me and my baby driving down
to a hilly seaside town in the rainfall
oh, me and my baby stand in line
you've never seen a sight so fine
as the love that's gonna shine
at city hall
me and my baby've been through
a lot of good and bad
learned to kiss the sky
made our mommas cry
I've seen a lot of friends
after giving it all they had
lay down and die
lay down and die
10 years into it
here's our window
at the vegas drive-thru chapel
it ain't too much
for 'em all to handle
oh, me and my baby driving down
to a hilly seaside town in the rainfall
oh, me and my baby stand in line
you've never seen a sight so fine
as the love that's gonna shine
at city hall
outside, they're handing out
donuts and pizza pies
for the folks in pairs in the folding chairs
my baby's lookin' so damned pretty
with those anxious eyes
rain-speckled hair
and my ring to wear
10 years waiting for this moment of fate
when we say the words and sign our names
if they take it away again someday
this beautiful thing won't change
oh, me and my baby driving down
to a hilly seaside town in the rainfall
oh, me and my baby stand in line
you've never seen a sight so fine
as the love that's gonna shine
oh, me and my baby driving down
to a hilly seaside town in the rainfall
oh, me and my baby stand in line
you've never seen a sight so fine
as the love that's gonna shine
at city hall
me and my baby on a february holiday
'cause we got the news
yeah, we got the news
500 miles and we're gonna make it all the way
we've got nothing to lose
we've got nothing to lose
it's been 10 years waiting
but it's better late than the never
we've been told before
we can't wait one minute more
oh, me and my baby driving down
to a hilly seaside town in the rainfall
oh, me and my baby stand in line
you've never seen a sight so fine
as the love that's gonna shine
at city hall
me and my baby've been through
a lot of good and bad
learned to kiss the sky
made our mommas cry
I've seen a lot of friends
after giving it all they had
lay down and die
lay down and die
10 years into it
here's our window
at the vegas drive-thru chapel
it ain't too much
for 'em all to handle
oh, me and my baby driving down
to a hilly seaside town in the rainfall
oh, me and my baby stand in line
you've never seen a sight so fine
as the love that's gonna shine
at city hall
outside, they're handing out
donuts and pizza pies
for the folks in pairs in the folding chairs
my baby's lookin' so damned pretty
with those anxious eyes
rain-speckled hair
and my ring to wear
10 years waiting for this moment of fate
when we say the words and sign our names
if they take it away again someday
this beautiful thing won't change
oh, me and my baby driving down
to a hilly seaside town in the rainfall
oh, me and my baby stand in line
you've never seen a sight so fine
as the love that's gonna shine
oh, me and my baby driving down
to a hilly seaside town in the rainfall
oh, me and my baby stand in line
you've never seen a sight so fine
as the love that's gonna shine
at city hall
November 17, 2008
Wanda Sykes on Gay Marriage
Dude, Wanda Sykes is gay? And married? You learn something new every day, I guess. Unfortunately for me, the thing I learned today is that she can never be mine :(
Good speech, though. Heart-stomping bitch.
I STILL LOVE YOU WANDA
November 15, 2008
Third Post In One Day, WTF
Since I'm in a complainy mood today, let me just throw in one more.
I'm getting awfully sick of people bitching that gay marriage is a stupid right to agitate for because "gays already have civil unions and that's good enough." No, it isn't.
It annoys me even more when somebody decides to defend this bullshit by stating they're uncomfortable messing with religious rituals, as if marriage is nothing more than a promise made in a church, with value only in the eyes of Jesus.
This argument makes a lot of sense if you lose half your damn brain and forget that marriage is a federally recognized legal contract between a man, a woman, and the IRS. Why else would divorce require lawyers instead of turning around three times and saying "get thee fucked with thy homewrecker" before spitting through your fingers at the foot of the cheating bastard/bitch?
The Big Sky Daddy may or may not even RSVP--it's still going to be a marriage. Atheists get married every single day. Does that mean they're only in a civil union?
Do you really think keeping one narrow definition of one damn word sacred is really worth all this fuss? I don't.
Tell you what, let's not have gay marriage after all. Instead, let's invite the Mormon church to send checks to all the homosexuals they've helped to royally screw over this election year. That way, they can afford to hire lawyers and spend a few weeks going through and signing all the papers required to bestow the 1000+* partnership rights and responsibilities which are instantly granted to any man and woman in Las Vegas who happen to drink too much at the casino bar.
Then we can all live happily ever after, separate but equal, just the way God intended.
*Void where prohibited by blue laws.
I'm getting awfully sick of people bitching that gay marriage is a stupid right to agitate for because "gays already have civil unions and that's good enough." No, it isn't.
It annoys me even more when somebody decides to defend this bullshit by stating they're uncomfortable messing with religious rituals, as if marriage is nothing more than a promise made in a church, with value only in the eyes of Jesus.
This argument makes a lot of sense if you lose half your damn brain and forget that marriage is a federally recognized legal contract between a man, a woman, and the IRS. Why else would divorce require lawyers instead of turning around three times and saying "get thee fucked with thy homewrecker" before spitting through your fingers at the foot of the cheating bastard/bitch?
The Big Sky Daddy may or may not even RSVP--it's still going to be a marriage. Atheists get married every single day. Does that mean they're only in a civil union?
Do you really think keeping one narrow definition of one damn word sacred is really worth all this fuss? I don't.
Tell you what, let's not have gay marriage after all. Instead, let's invite the Mormon church to send checks to all the homosexuals they've helped to royally screw over this election year. That way, they can afford to hire lawyers and spend a few weeks going through and signing all the papers required to bestow the 1000+* partnership rights and responsibilities which are instantly granted to any man and woman in Las Vegas who happen to drink too much at the casino bar.
Then we can all live happily ever after, separate but equal, just the way God intended.
*Void where prohibited by blue laws.
RUBBER BUTTLESS CHAPS
This whole "parents rush to Nebraska to dump their teenagers" thing is like deja vu all over again. It happened to me at age 12, back in 1993. I got lucky because at least my parents stayed in the state with me, but still. I feel for you kids, I really do.
Good luck to whoever goes to the prop 8 protests this weekend. I'm not going myself because I'm a lazy shit who would rather sleep, but godspeed. Don't let anyone tell you that it's a waste of energy showing solidarity and maintaining a positive public presence. It'll do some good nationwide when folks see you and realize you're not monsters, but pretty much just regular people. It's a bummer that there will probably be freaks showing up in rubber buttless chaps because they think gay=SEXXXXX PARTY WOOO NO RULEZZZ. Ah well.
Good luck to whoever goes to the prop 8 protests this weekend. I'm not going myself because I'm a lazy shit who would rather sleep, but godspeed. Don't let anyone tell you that it's a waste of energy showing solidarity and maintaining a positive public presence. It'll do some good nationwide when folks see you and realize you're not monsters, but pretty much just regular people. It's a bummer that there will probably be freaks showing up in rubber buttless chaps because they think gay=SEXXXXX PARTY WOOO NO RULEZZZ. Ah well.
October 7, 2008
At last, The GLBT Keychains Are Done
Look what I finally finished!
No PayPal? No worries. You can make out check or money order to:
S. D. Grindstaff c/o Studio Whipping Boy
204 7th St. W PMB #103
Northfield, MN 55057
(I'm Shipping to US and Canada only right now, since I haven't figured out yet how to calculate fees for the rest of the planet)
No PayPal? No worries. You can make out check or money order to:
S. D. Grindstaff c/o Studio Whipping Boy
204 7th St. W PMB #103
Northfield, MN 55057
(I'm Shipping to US and Canada only right now, since I haven't figured out yet how to calculate fees for the rest of the planet)
June 11, 2008
Gay Marriage: The True Menace
Gay marriage expected to boost California's troubled economy
Oh noes, our poor society! Look what they're doing to our poor society!
Oh noes, our poor society! Look what they're doing to our poor society!
August 30, 2007
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