End Of An Era

So here we are, in the final days of George W. Bush's presidency. As you probably know, we've disagreed over the years on various trifling matters, but he's the leader of the free world and I am a patriot who loves this fine country. As such, I must do my part as an artist to express what I'm feeling, with appropriate dignity and the respect befitting this most solemn of occasions.



I do not wish to impose my plugins upon your tender ears, so I instead would ask that you imagine Yakkety Sax is playing as the background music for this post. Thank you, and God bless the USA.

This Guy Is Awesome

Newly re-elected Silverton mayor has balls, boobs and strong faith in the system.

I have such a soft spot for non-traditional gender presentation. Binary schminary!

Sup /b/

So now a couple of right wing cuckoopants have blamed Anonymous for the racist McCain mutilation hoax. Meanwhile on SA, folks are watching her YouTube videos and have suggested that she may have intended to frame a black janitor from her school.

Oh man, this scandal is awesome. I wonder what'll happen next.

B is for Backwards

When making up a story about being robbed, beaten and mutilated by a Scary Black Man because of your McCain bumper sticker, it will really aid your credibility if you remembered to face the letter the right way.



Outsmarted by a mirror. HURR.

Show of hands: who else called this story as a hoax the minute it hit the Drudge report?

EDIT: Oh and this morning she said he raped her also. I missed that update.

POLITICS!

Drawn by ANONYMOUS.

California's Ban on Same-Sex Marriage Struck Down

CALIFORNIA YOU FUCKING RULE

I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING BAD I EVER SAID ABOUT VALLEY GIRLS, FASHION DOGS, AND SMOG

Hurray for Evil!

Bush vetoes ban on waterboarding torture, citing its proven effectiveness in the war on terror and utterly abandoning any pretense of morality.

I don't often say this anymore because political apathy defeated me right around the time he got re-elected, but Mr. Bush, the mask is slipping.

What's this crap about how America must torture to feel safe in our clean white beds each night? What a ridiculous price to pay for a good night's sleep. This doesn't sound like my homeland at all; in fact, I think a nation with values like that would probably deserve to be conquered.