September 4, 2007

And Today's 'Black Hole of Research' Award Goes To...

Ponder the infinite no more, mankind! We've got your back.

Modern science has finally proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that PEOPLE ARE ATTRACTED TO GOOD LOOKS.

Shallowness and superficiality? In my speed-date!? Excuse me while I go take my nitro pills. I think I'm having a heart attack.

2 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHA!
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    HAHAHAAHHAAAA!
    With 26 men and 20 women they feel they've proven something.
    You're right, total waste of money and time.

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  2. since "good looks" is an opinion, that means it is ruled by Aesthetic drives based in the minds of humans. Since people are killing to this day because of a DIFFERENCE OF OPINION, something tells me you will NEVER see a unanimous vote on what is good looking and what is not. Not only have they proved nothing, they are lying.

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