The Freewinds docked someplace in the Caribbean for repairs, and the drydock company found out about the blue asbestos dust that's been wafting to and fro inside the ship for the past couple decades.
The entire ship has been "sealed and isolated" as a biohazard while specialists try and find out how bad the problem is, and whether it can be salvaged. The shit has not even begun to hit the fan on this one, because that's where the cult shills go to do their OT8 levels (the highest level of Scientology). It's also where all the important Scientology functions are held, like the now-cancelled CCHR convention originally scheduled for next month.
All we need now is one closeted gay male superstar to be diagnosed with lung disease from his prolonged exposure and release the hounds.
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