January 23, 2008

SUDDENLY, THETANS! THOUSANDS OF THEM!

Exciting shit continues to develop as Anonymous and Scientology go to war!

The internet has never been more awesome.

My money is on Anonymous to win. Yes, Scientology has the advantage of being a powerful, relentless cult with virtually unlimited financial resources and no compunctions against killing people who offend them.

But on the other hand, virgins have nothing to live for and therefore no fear of death. Not to mention, Mountain Dew is a renewable resource.

The outcome here is obvious.

1 comment:

  1. Oh my god.

    Internet, I love you. I hereby take back most of what I've said about 4chan.

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