"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?
Death. What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. Spend your last nine months floating...and you finish off as an orgasm."
Yeah three posts in a row about Carlin. Screw you, I'm traumatized D:
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I haven't seen much Carlin, but I've always enjoyed that bit. *non-invasive internet hugs* At least we still got Richard Pryor.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, someone definitely needs to barter Dane Cook for something. What's the going rate for douchebags these days?
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