My right nostril was blocked, so I blew my nose. All seemed well for about a minute, and then the nostril began to make crunchy little "tick tick" noises even when I wasn't breathing. The ticking grew more persistent until suddenly blood came pouring out in a flood. I grabbed for a kleenex as I watched it splatter my nice clean shirt, but the bleeding ebbed almost instantly after the initial flood and I didn't end up needing it.
I can't help but wonder. Did very small terrorists just bomb my fucking sinuses?
March 26, 2009
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I think you have a bad case of nasal-Qaeda.
ReplyDeleteOh God. I had the same problem. You know what it was? WORMS.
ReplyDeleteI could feel something in my nose so I blew it as hard as I could... I think it made them angry. My nose started bleeding and I think it was because they were biting me or trying to cling harder to my insides.
...I'm so scared...
-Corenna
I did that once. It was quite gross D8
ReplyDeleteWow, that's gotta suck. You should go see Dr. House before that cancerous worm eats into your brain and causes liver failure.
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