The Battle Of Myspace

Yesterday, Cockface (Todd Goldman) chose to spam anyone who messaged him about his massive and ongoing thievery with a rant publicly accusing Dave Kelly (Shmorky) of being a pedophile. The rant included links to some babyfur porn Kelly had drawn on commission many years ago, as well as photographs that were falsely represented as being Kelly himself.

MySpace has this little policy regarding people who send porn to minors, and they deleted his account not long after the complaints began to roll in. At the point of deletion, the username toddharrisgoldman became available for registration, and an SA goon, thinking fast, snatched up the account and turned it into a gallery of shame to showcase the growing sea of evidence.

WELL.

Today, Cockface somehow regained control of the now-reassigned account, and deleted all the evidence from the page. The SA goon who registered the new account, however, was still logged in at that time, and is therefore still able to edit the page as long as he doesn't close the window.

Mr. Goon has been faithfully restoring the gallery of shame each time Cockface tries to delete it, which is often. Cockface does not give up easily. This may not be due to bulldog tenacity; considering the available evidence, he's just too dumb to quit.

And so, the Battle of Myspace rages on, to the great amusement of all.

You can witness the ongoing shenanigans, silly buggers and all-around skullduggery by going here and hitting reload every few minutes. Be sure to read the hilarious comments and blog entries, including the one titled "I CAN GO ALL NIGHT, TODD."

If you get there after the fun is over, the YTMND version will sum it up for you nicely (with music!)

It's not going to achieve anything, but who cares? It's hilarious.