June 8, 2007

Five Seconds Of Poorly Worded Activism

"EVERY 3 MINUTES A WOMAN IS BEATEN. EVERY 5 MINUTES A WOMAN IS RAPED. EVERY 10 MINUTES A LITTLE GIRL IS MOLESTED."

Geez, I'd hate to be either of those women or that little girl. Talk about a crappy life.

2 comments:

  1. Every six minutes, someone takes a randomly occurring event and spreads it evenly across time.

    Please, think of the statisticians.

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  2. Every thirty seconds, a woman in New York gives birth.

    We have to find her, and stop her.

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