Good stuff, least he didn't suffer the nasty surprise our dane got when we tore up some of the nasty rotting carpet a few weeks ago, he thought he'd be smart and give it a go himself that night and I woke up to much morbid hilarity as he comes screaming into my room with that carpet tack stuff danglin off his foot. luckily he didn't bleed much but whoever said great danes are intelligent obviously has never met our breed of "gentle giant"
I'm a comic writer, artist and rock collector in Minnesota. I have a big stupid dog and a houseful of wacky roommates who play video games and make dick jokes in mixed company.
I root for the Astronauts.
its early and I cant clearly see whats wrong >.< did said little shit do some tile diggin? I'm so sick of dogs ...
ReplyDeleteHe pried up the loose linoleum tiles and got into the rotten wood flooring underneath. All that stuff that looks like dirt is actually sawdust.
ReplyDeleteNice way to find out the flooring is shot, eh?
That's OK, though. I love him anyway, although I've boobytrapped the floor so he won't try it again.
Good stuff, least he didn't suffer the nasty surprise our dane got when we tore up some of the nasty rotting carpet a few weeks ago, he thought he'd be smart and give it a go himself that night and I woke up to much morbid hilarity as he comes screaming into my room with that carpet tack stuff danglin off his foot. luckily he didn't bleed much but whoever said great danes are intelligent obviously has never met our breed of "gentle giant"
ReplyDeleteoh my god, dog from HELL. he is freakin CUTE, tho.
ReplyDeletei hope that doesn't cost too much to fix.