September 13, 2007

BRB DIGGING TO CHINA

At first glance my reaction was "How did he get a house-plant in his pen!?" But then I realized where all the 'dirt' was coming from...



My second reaction was to beat him soundly with a baseball bat. Not because I was mad--just to tenderize the flesh.

German Shorthair Pointer is the REAL other white meat.

4 comments:

  1. its early and I cant clearly see whats wrong >.< did said little shit do some tile diggin? I'm so sick of dogs ...

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  2. He pried up the loose linoleum tiles and got into the rotten wood flooring underneath. All that stuff that looks like dirt is actually sawdust.

    Nice way to find out the flooring is shot, eh?

    That's OK, though. I love him anyway, although I've boobytrapped the floor so he won't try it again.

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  3. Good stuff, least he didn't suffer the nasty surprise our dane got when we tore up some of the nasty rotting carpet a few weeks ago, he thought he'd be smart and give it a go himself that night and I woke up to much morbid hilarity as he comes screaming into my room with that carpet tack stuff danglin off his foot. luckily he didn't bleed much but whoever said great danes are intelligent obviously has never met our breed of "gentle giant"

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  4. oh my god, dog from HELL. he is freakin CUTE, tho.
    i hope that doesn't cost too much to fix.

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