November 17, 2007

THEY WILL FLY. THEY WILL BLOCK THE DAYLIGHT.

Someone called 'theirundertheground' left the best comment ever in response to an amateur unicorn sighting video:

"weather this film is real or not, does not create the truth. I can tell you that many things we have heard of in stories are true. Unicorns are real. Also there are Elves. We must be ready. The things that are real are scary. One day Earth will be attacked by hairy strong human like beings with wings. there hair is like sheep wool and covers everything but there face. They will fly. There will be so many they will block the daylight. They have no weapons they will kill us with there hands feet and mouths. They will keep coming from the sky. We will all die. They are very strong. The government knows. They will not tell us because there is nothing that can be done to save us."


You, sir, are made of win and awesome.

3 comments:

  1. Sounds like the tag-line of some fantasy movie. lol

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  2. Sounds like a fuzzy version of the Rapture, you mean. Wait, how does it relate to unicorns again? Maybe unicorns are really sheep with good PR. Either way, WE ALL GONNA DIE. >:(

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  3. You may have just made my day. *grin*

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