Is this some kind of twisted evolutionary prank? Or maybe whoever crunched the numbers was careful to convert the results into dog-time.
This kind of shit really digs at me when it's four in the morning.
Here, have a WIP from the secret project of mystery while I go fall over into bed:
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Every dog may have its day, but recall that to get a dog's age equivalent to humans you need to multiply by 7. So in reality the dog's day is only 1/7 of a day, or about 3 hours and 26 minutes.
ReplyDeleteThis also explains why, when you're gone for only an hour, the dog gets excited when you come back. From THEIR view, you've been gone 7 hours! That's a long time to leave a dependent alone.