[19:57] Luka: and man, orlando bloom hasn't got much going for him beyond his looks.
[19:57] Conrad: tell me about it
[19:57] Luka: and that's sad because that's what people used to think about johnny depp only it turned out to not be true.
[19:58] Luka: he was in the film for like...ten seconds. in the first movie
[19:58] Luka: and even then it was because he was doing an impression of Jack Sparrow
[19:58] Luka: then he winked back out again.
[19:58] Luka: never saw him again, it was bizarre.
[19:59] Conrad: who?
[20:00] Conrad: wait, orlando bloom?
[20:00] Luka: he was credited for all three movies but all i saw was a cameo
[20:00] Conrad: he was all through all three movies
[20:00] Luka: it was really weird when elizabeth married her sword and the dutchman became a democracy with no captain
[20:00] Conrad: lol!
[20:01] Conrad: ah, okay
[20:01] Luka: i did see jack talking to someone named 'Will' but i just figured it was another crazy Jackism.
[20:01] Luka: like maybe Will is what he calls his penis?
[20:01] Luka: WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY
[20:02] Luka: he can't have actually been in the movies, they would have put him on the dvd cover and all i see are chow yun-fat, kiera knightley, johnny depp, geoffrey Rush and that silly dude who's always making cow-eyes
[20:02] Conrad: lol
[20:02] Luka: you know the one. from like...lotr
[20:03] Luka: he's in every movie but you just never remember his name
[20:03] Conrad: you mean the movie where no one ever slides down an elephant's trunk?
[20:03] Luka: that's the one.
[20:03] Luka: it's a fucking conundrum is what it is.
December 12, 2007
Orlando WHOM?
(The following chat log contains spoilers for the third installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean series, and not much punctuation:)
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Just watched the third movie last night, it made me giggle. Not sure what to think of it as of yet, but you have the best conversations evar. I've been using "cow-eyed to sum up my description of orlando bloom since lotr came out in theaters.
ReplyDeleteSince you already mentioned this blog post was a spoiler discussion about the 3rd movie, I'll post one thought I had during the movie:
ReplyDelete"Ewwww! She has crabs!"
If you've seen it, you'll know what it refers to.
P.S. Does anyone know if you can change font colors in Google Blog comments so that you can't read the text until you highlight it, and just shows up as black blocks? I've seen it on other boards and might work for minor spoilery-type stuff where people can read it if they want, and ignore it if they don't.