You just can't make this up (unless you're LRH)

The original YouTube "Message to Scientology" video has been restored with all its views intact. Staff claim it was all a mistake, and the video was mistakenly removed due to a mistake. In summary, a mistake.

Well, I agree--it WAS a mistake to side with a cult over your audience. Good on the greasy fellers for putting it back up, though.

In other news, the CoS is in chaos from the Anonymous protests. I'm hearing reports of one church head quitting, a CoS store geting evicted, several low-level clams listening to protesters and having their minds changed, and of course the still-mounting innter turmoil we've caused the OSA (Office of Special Affairs, AKA L. Ron's dirty trick brigade).

They're the guys who do the Fair Gaming, but they don't know what the fuck when it comes to Anonymous.

It turns out they have been told Anonymous is under the control of an elite attack force of SPACEMANS.

Can anyone else who still has contact or sources in Criminal Cult
confirm OSA fanantic insiders have flipped out?

I have received intelligence ( if you can call it that):

Apparently, DM has accepted an explanation for the Sudden Anonoymous Uprising Phenomenom (Plague of those below 2.0 on Tone Scale) that defies all reason. Allegedly some brilliant Hubbard fanatic has convinced many senior Co$ that the Marcabs, the Fourth or Fifth Invader Fleet and the Psychos have used the Internet to take control of thousands of net Minions.
These hapless victims are attacking Scientology under the direction of the Psychos immediate Lieutenants: ARSCC (wdne). Several current and formerly overtly prominent ARS Sps are deemed to be Regional Directors of Operations for Anonymous. These regional directors will be targeted for express handling should legal efforts fail to win injunctions against the mass demonstrations.

I've had this madness communicated to me from two different and usually reliable sources.

Have they blown our cover?

Gregg Hagglund SP7
WBM-Nord
R m3
(Regional Master of the Mindless Minions.)

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We are fucking up their shit SO bad, all without breaking the law.