I woke up this morning with a massive crick in the neck, four huge paws digging into the small of my back, and an arrangement of Baby Elephant Walk straight out of the old Oregon TV show "Ramblin' Rod" playing nonstop in my head.

Jeez, that takes me back. We used to watch that show every damn morning it was on during the 80's. Terrible special effects, but it had hella cartoons.

The weird thing is, I had no idea that song was actually called Baby Elephant Walk. I randomly googled it on a hunch.

It's snowing like a mad bastard. I had better go put on some sandals and bring my bike indoors.