The Freewinds docked someplace in the Caribbean for repairs, and the drydock company found out about the blue asbestos dust that's been wafting to and fro inside the ship for the past couple decades.
The entire ship has been "sealed and isolated" as a biohazard while specialists try and find out how bad the problem is, and whether it can be salvaged. The shit has not even begun to hit the fan on this one, because that's where the cult shills go to do their OT8 levels (the highest level of Scientology). It's also where all the important Scientology functions are held, like the now-cancelled CCHR convention originally scheduled for next month.
All we need now is one closeted gay male superstar to be diagnosed with lung disease from his prolonged exposure and release the hounds.
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From Corenna
ReplyDeleteIt's like one hit right after another, and they're doing it all to themselves! Rock on.
I am so glad this finally happened. No one I've spoken to can believe an operating ship in this era would contain asbestos. Sadly, yes! A ship literally made of fail does exist. But hopefully, not for long.
ReplyDeleteLoved this sig quote I saw on Enturb while I was checking for more details: "Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake." --Napoleon Bonaparte
ReplyDeleteThat said, I sincerely hope no one actually got sick from it. We can't act like we're concerned about innocent members' welfare only to turn around and be all "HA HA, ENJOY YOUR CANCER."
Look what I found!
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise's next birthday present!