Trainwreck Syndrome

I should be in bed, but instead I'm on YouTube watching some moron pry his own eyeball out of his skull with a pair of spoons.

You have to wonder how much Jack Daniels it takes to put an idea like that in your head, but the results were at least educational.

Sebaceous cyst draining videos, however, are still the clear winners of the Luka Trainwreck Award of 2008. You just can't look the fuck away. A close runner-up would be surgery on an abscessed eyelid, followed by pilonidal cysts (which are even grosser-looking before they get scooped out of your butt crack).

When I was a kid, I once had the horrors upon discovering a botfly in my kitten's throat. Looking back, it wasn't that bad!