So Glad We Moved

When you hear gunshots late at night in the North End of St. Paul: STAY INDOORS AND WAIT FOR THE COPS TO COME AND CHECK YOUR YARD AND HOME FOR THE SHOOTER.

When you hear gunshots late at night in Northfield: THE WHOLE TOWN IS STAGING A RE-ENACTMENT OF THE FAMOUS DEFEAT OF THE JESSE JAMES GANG AT FIRST NATIONAL BANK A FEW BLOCKS AWAY.