Tom Cruise's Lawyer: Jewish Man, You're a Total Nazi-Pants!

Dr. Drew Pinsky ("board-certified internist, addiction medicine specialist...") had Anonymous and Tory Magoo on his radio show a few months back, talking about Scientology. He was wary of Anonymous and skeptical of the cause, but said he planned to look into the matter more closely after the show ended.

Well! He's in Playboy now, calling Scientology a 'cultish environment'.

A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that's a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse, but mostly neglect.

Looks like our guy followed those links we sent him!

Never one to let the chance at a last word slip by, Tom Cruise's lawyer responded with the Godwin of the decade: "The last time we heard garbage like this was from Joseph Goebbels."

That's the spirit, chums! When in doubt, the most logical and effective response is to compare your Jewish opponent to a contextually incorrect Nazi figurehead.

I'll just go ahead and tag this one as 'epic fail', shall I?