October 24, 2008

B is for Backwards

When making up a story about being robbed, beaten and mutilated by a Scary Black Man because of your McCain bumper sticker, it will really aid your credibility if you remembered to face the letter the right way.



Outsmarted by a mirror. HURR.

Show of hands: who else called this story as a hoax the minute it hit the Drudge report?

EDIT: Oh and this morning she said he raped her also. I missed that update.

3 comments:

  1. I call hoax. Despite the darkness of her black eye, it's not swollen. And perhaps it's a bit TOO black instead of a sickly purply-red.

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  2. She now claims that she has no idea how she got injured, but admits to making up the race-baiting story.

    I really can't say HURRRRRR enough.

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  3. http://74.125.45.104/search?q=cache:dNPAoAhExjwJ:profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friendID%3D8513159+www.myspace.com/rabbitrocker&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us&client=firefox-a

    Above is an image of her MySpace page detailing not only her wonderful quote on her page, but also a quiz that said she was most likely to die of "political assassination". LOL

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