October 7, 2008

You Just Got Porkrolled

Terrorist Bacon Evacuates Lawmaker's Office


Staffers received the letter from Georgia by U.S. mail. After noticing it was leaking an oily substance, they called the Capitol police in Washington, who advised them to evacuate as a precaution and call in local authorities.

Multiple police agencies responded to the Republican congressman’s West Chester office and began an investigation.

After an X-ray analysis, investigators determined the package contained bacon.


SA goons will be holding a candlelight vigil outside the office tonight in memory of the wasted bacon.

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