Blow, Wind, BLOW!

I'm happy because the anti-marriage fuckwits have pretty much run out of scare tactics and have begun to recycle gay themes such as the rainbow symbol and the cry of "You're taking away my rights."

This is not going to work. One by one, the dominoes are toppling. In fifty years the Gay Agenda will reign supreme in every land. Butt sex will be in every home, whether you like it or not. Dirty, dirty butt sex. Dicks and trannies will be on every advertising billboard. On the final day of this Sodom on earth, ropy jets of jizz will rain down from the heavens in a planet-drowning bukkake of death.

We call it "The Coming Storm" and it's going to fucking rock.

Snow Katamari Revisited

The annotation function on YouTube is SUPER SWEET. Here's why:



I found this old video just now and re-uploaded it (had to put in different music because YouTube mutes unlicensed songs). I like it better now anyway.

Terminator 2: Low Budgement Day

Cannot stop laughing.

how do you say 'Dora is drowning' in Spanish?

Sent to me on DeviantArt:



This is the only acceptable use of YouTube pop-up text. Holy shit I'm still laughing.

BECAUSE SHE'S DROWNING.

LUKA IS A PIMP

I have a video of my mother telling the camera that "Luka is a pimp." It was taken a month before she died and was originally intended for posting on my website. Now it's the only recording of her that I have. Well, okay, there was that audio tape I secretly made in 2004 of my sister screeching at her for five minutes over nothing, but that would be a pretty lame memorial so it doesn't count).

I should feel like the fact that this unique film clip contains my mother calling me a pimp instead of giving meaningful advice or telling me where the family gold is buried is not the epitome of TOTALLY AWESOME, but secretly I know damn well that it is.

Today was a hugely productive day, but very boring to retell--all art commissions, arm warmers and keychains that I have addresses for have been mailed out. Laundry, dishes, cleaning, gym run, all done and done well.

Here's a cool picture from my upcoming photo post. It looks like shit small so fullsize for great justice.



It's the full October moon snogging the sun behind a bunch of clouds.

You Just Got Porkrolled

Terrorist Bacon Evacuates Lawmaker's Office

Staffers received the letter from Georgia by U.S. mail. After noticing it was leaking an oily substance, they called the Capitol police in Washington, who advised them to evacuate as a precaution and call in local authorities.

Multiple police agencies responded to the Republican congressman’s West Chester office and began an investigation.

After an X-ray analysis, investigators determined the package contained bacon.

SA goons will be holding a candlelight vigil outside the office tonight in memory of the wasted bacon.

Birds of Paradise

Watch this video! I laughed my motherfuckin' ass off.

Still broken scanner. Low on fundage to replace it due to shrink fees, but am working on the situation. Not feeling very bloggy, but things are definitely going better than they were. Will be getting diagnosed for ADD and the crippling anxiety issues within a month or so, and am currently waiting on pins and needles to see if medication helps.