Let's Go Bugfuck Over Fucking Bugs

OH HOLY FUCKING COWGOD YOU GUYS I HAVE WON THE LOONY LOTTERY TONIGHT

I have been noticing that shortly after I urinate, when I look down into the toilet bowl and a light source is directly above which illuminates the water, I notice something invisible in the water "kick about" as something on the surface makes mini waves shoot about in the bowl. I only noticed this after I urinated and not before. Most days I will find about 5 or 6 or more "waves" being shot about at about the same time which only makes me think it is parasites still alive thrashing about in the water.

I should add I am two weeks in taking Humaworm tablets and feel I have seriously angered them. Any ideas ?

An aquatic battallion of pee-worms doing the backstroke in your loo water? And they've brought their invisibility cloaks!? The invasion has begun! Better not flush, or they'll swim all the way to the sewage plant and THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY SOMEHOW

But oh my god. That's nothing, check out this chick's complaint.

There's something in my sinus cavity. what do i do?!?!?!? I can feel it squirming when I push on my soft palate with my finger and its AWFUL..i drooled and had nightmares all last night.

Advice would be wonderful right now

My advice: Stop snorting worm eggs. They won't get you high. But don't listen to me, I've never even had my colon detoxed. Experts agree that the correct answer is:

I'd put some salt water in a nettie pot, or use a dropper bottle to put salt water in my nose and wash out my sinus cavities. I'd put lots and lots of salt water through my nose.

You could also put a few drops of food grade Hydrogen Peroxide in some distilled water and use that as nose drops, to try and kill it before it comes out, but be forewarned: the HP burns really bad and it might make the worm wiggle around even more.

The thought of a live worm draining down the back of the throat or coming out the nose is pretty scary. I feel for you. That sounds scary enough to send most people to the emergency room. I'd probably blow my nose a lot, see if I couldn't get it to come out that way first.

The ER? For worms biting your head from the inside? Pshaw, there's a lemon and syrup cleanse for that. Plus it doubles as an enema (before OR after you drink it) and you can even recycle the foil packet into a hat.

Back to tweaker-chan and her squishy sinus morgellons of death:

I suspect they are attracted to my soft palate because I have been chewing gum lately to curb sugar cravings. I poked on one of them hard enough to get him to leave and I honestly felt him go down my neck. I believe they are free swimmers. He is just really irritating and he's causing a lot of sinus congestion/pressure because he's in such a tight spot. It's more annoying than anything and I hope he's not biting anything important!

WILL INJECTING MYSELF WITH ORGANIC RAT FECES MAKE THE WORM GO AWAY BEFORE HE CAN GNAW THROUGH A TONSIL AND STEAL MY GUM? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT AFTER THESE MESSAGES FROM OUR SPONSOR!

I'm also having really awful depression and mood swings and its hard to see things that are far away. I'm soooo scared that they're in my head causing trouble and everytime I take my parastat I get horrible panic attacks. I am three weeks into my cleanse and I think they're awfully desperate. Should I continue the program if I believe they're in my head? Has anyone else had this problem? I though they might just be in the cavity right above my mouth but I have pain in the back and top of my head and I just don't know what to do with myself.

THE HERBAL REMEDY I BOUGHT FROM SOME GUY ON THE STREET CORNER IS GIVING ME SEVERE REACTIONS, SHOULD I STOP TAKING IT OR WILL THE WORMS BIDE THEIR TIME UNTIL I PUT THE PIPE DOWN AND THEN BEGIN THEIR BLOODY REVOLUTION? And oh god she's still going oh god oh god it gets even worse aaaaghhh

I thought he was going to come out my nose at the grocery store..he blocked my estachian tubes for a while. but oh well, I'm just glad he's not sitting on my soft palate anymore, though it sucks he's in my head still. that soft palate sure hurts when it gets bit.

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I passed some weird mucous just now and I showed my boyfriend...he brought in his four year old neice to inspect it and she matter-of-factly said, "maybe it's poop!

Maybe it's ALL poop.

How many fibers did you have come out?

5555555555oh look, there's the morgellons. Did I call it or did I call it?

I dug a black rock from under the skin of my leg once. It just gets weirder and weirder. I think there's something going on in the big scheme of things that is making this stuff happen to us.

YES IT'S CALLED DELUSIONAL PARASITOSIS ALSO TRY NOT EXFOLIATING WITH DRIVEWAY GRAVEL SOMETIME

maybe I'll lure them away with some candy before I do it so they don't go rotting away on my eyeball or something.

PEDOBEAR LET THOSE CHILDREN OUT OF YOUR HEAD THEY AREN'T EVEN YOUR KIDS JESUS CHRIST

I'm just going to do every cleanse that I may benefit from and I'm positive it will work eventually. I went through a time where I just knew it couldn't get any worse, and I always get out of it somehow. I can't wait to be myself again!

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