YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SEX ME

Some things you need to know:

1. There isn't much you can safely do with a head full of henna, so things can get VERY boring by the end of the six hours it takes to kick in.

2. If you don't paint some of the gunk onto your eyebrows as well, they tend to look weird later when the rest of your hair is orange.

3. There was a camera nearby.

Thus, this series of photos. And yes, ladies--I AM single.