The Captain and I had an adventure at the park today. Then we came home and had another adventure called "Let's shampoo the dog because he rolled in goose shit on the lakeshore!" which the Captain subtitled "AGH RUN AWAY OH GOD THE HUMANS ARE TORTURING ME!"
No video or photographs exist of the torture session. Just imagine Guantanamo Bay for dogs and you're pretty much spot-on.
I'm a comic writer, artist and rock collector in Minnesota. I have a big stupid dog and a houseful of wacky roommates who play video games and make dick jokes in mixed company.
I root for the Astronauts.