You know those lollies you could buy in the 1980-1990's, where the candy went in a color gradient from green to red?
I swear to God I just coughed up one of those, sans the stick.
The thing was the size of a half-dollar coin. I was too horrified to throw the tissue away in case it might be an organ that would need to have reinstalled later. To be totally honest, I had to restrain myself from taking a picture for this entry.